ONE TIME WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS 230LBS AT 17 YEARS OLD CUZ OF WEIGHTLIFTING AND I WAS AT HOME DOING PULL-UPS ON A EXPANDABLE PULL-UP BAR YOU PUT IN DOORWAYS AND I PULLED SO HARD IT RIPPED OFF THE DOOR AND SLAMMED INTO MY FACE AND I’M PRETTY SURE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR A COUPLE SECONDS.
THAT’S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WATCHING THE NEW TRAILER FOR TRIPLE THREAT
TONY JAA, IKO UWAIS, TIGER CHEN, SCOTT ADKINS, MICHAEL JAI WHITE, JEEJA YANIN, EVEN MICHAEL BISPING: ALL HERE TO BUST YOUR HEAD OPEN WITH A CINDER BLOCK. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE THEN YOU WONT BE GOING TO VALHALLA. SPARE YOURSELF THE INDIGNITY BY WATCHING THE RAID 1&2, THE UNDISPUTED SERIES, THE ONG BAK TRILOGY, THE NIGHT COMES FOR US, CHOCOLATE, AND TRIPLE XXX BROWN PEOPLE ACTION FORCE GO.
WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT DO BE A PUNK YOU’LL BE AIGHT, THEN WATCH TRIPLE THREAT MOVIE WHEN IT PREMIERS ON MARCH 22NDOR I WILL FIGHT YOU
